As House Leader/Overton Bitch/Heir to the Overton Throne, I was asked to participate in an assembly. Frankly, I hadn’t done much yet in my role so I decided to go ahead with it. The teacher had allocated us each an area to talk about and she would lead the assembly with a powerpoint glaring behind […]
Princess? Who am I kidding? From now on I’ll probably be known as Overton Bitch. So, you guys ought to have a little party in the name of me becoming Head Girl of Overton! Woo! Honestly, I’m overjoyed and I am proud to be the successor of Last Year’s “Overton Queen” as she called herself […]
Today was one of those days where we pay a pound to go to school and be frowned upon for not wearing a skimpy skater skirt or our outfit isn’t so fetch! But to make matters worse there was a criteria for today’s humiliation. Not only did we have to suffer for our un-on-trendiness we […]
I’m going into school on Tuesday (I can’t even understand why!) and I can just see it being a pile of rubbish. Basically, it’s a half day and therefore many people won’t bother coming in and it consists of an assembly, lunch break and then an assembly. Just utterly pointless and unprofitable. The assemblies will […]
So, for the purposes of pointlessness, my school have decided to keep us for another 17 and a half hours. Not quite as lengthy as the 127 hours James Franco endured in the 2010 movie, but I would bet it to be more painful. Inevitably, this will consist of films in foreign language, cake sales […]
Hey y’all! About three hours ago, Ofsted told Neston High School that they will be paying us a little visit tomorrow. Of course, by “little” I mean massive and by “visit” I mean massacre. For the teachers it will probably be a long night, camping in the staff rooms making sure the books are marked […]
So today I had two lessons in which I had to self assess my own work and I just wanted to throw it all out. I know, I know, we need to understand the mark scheme and to appreciate the work that teachers do but… IT’S THEIR JOB?!?!? Basically, you’re going to end up with […]
In my haste to be ill and drowning in homework yesterday I didn’t even fathom the possibility that I would enjoy returning to the dungeon they call school. But I did. You see, I was thinking of the waking up, the getting dressed and making my face look like it didn’t have dry skin crawling […]
productive procrastinating 