Today was one of those days where we pay a pound to go to school and be frowned upon for not wearing a skimpy skater skirt or our outfit isn’t so fetch! But to make matters worse there was a criteria for today’s humiliation. Not only did we have to suffer for our un-on-trendiness we […]
Yesterday, I had lunch with the headteacher because I am supposedly an achiever in Overton (imagine if I tried!). It was pretty rubbish to be honest. But there wasn’t any reason in particular why, just a mixture of circumstances and questions about my future. It was quite clear that the students felt uncomfortable and that […]
Your minding your own business when an art folder becomes a fence at your knees and you become the horse. The annoyed crack their verbal whip “If you don’t get a move on I swear to-” before they can finish the idiots charge like in a riot into everyone’s rear end. The multitude of sweaty […]
Hey y’all! About three hours ago, Ofsted told Neston High School that they will be paying us a little visit tomorrow. Of course, by “little” I mean massive and by “visit” I mean massacre. For the teachers it will probably be a long night, camping in the staff rooms making sure the books are marked […]
productive procrastinating 