Sorry for the lack of updates, the family have been busy lately; we’ve clearing crap from our lives. And no, that wasn’t a metaphor. Thanks to our pre-historic septic system our activity revolves around postponed plug-pulling and timely toilet flushes from now until a future when I also have a functioning shower and am fluent […]
Alors, à demain je dois faire des examens français! Ma mere m’a dit de regarder cette vidéo avant le test. Amusez-vous!
As House Leader/Overton Bitch/Heir to the Overton Throne, I was asked to participate in an assembly. Frankly, I hadn’t done much yet in my role so I decided to go ahead with it. The teacher had allocated us each an area to talk about and she would lead the assembly with a powerpoint glaring behind […]
Your minding your own business when an art folder becomes a fence at your knees and you become the horse. The annoyed crack their verbal whip “If you don’t get a move on I swear to-” before they can finish the idiots charge like in a riot into everyone’s rear end. The multitude of sweaty […]
So today I had two lessons in which I had to self assess my own work and I just wanted to throw it all out. I know, I know, we need to understand the mark scheme and to appreciate the work that teachers do but… IT’S THEIR JOB?!?!? Basically, you’re going to end up with […]
This [the sentence above, duh] is possibly one of the most contradictory sentences ever as it is usually follow by a story that has been told twelve different times by 6 different people, swayed 4 different ways. Which is gossip. Basically, it’s utter rubbish. Let me give an Example: Ellie says “Mandy likes her dog” -This is […]
So, when I was little I used to HATE arguments. Like actually detest ANY conflict. I used to cry when someone raised their voice at someone else, or even brought up a controversial subject. My younger self learnt the phrase “Let’s just draw a line under this” I claimed it as my own. Whenever I felt some […]
Some think teenagers have complex minds, and don’t understand why we feel the need to relate everything to sex. Ironically, we don’t either. It could be because it’s hilarious however it’s probably because everyone says we are like this, so we are. We follow the public opinion. To be honest I don’t think it’s because […]
productive procrastinating 