The selfish posts related to me and my life.
Sorry for the lack of updates, the family have been busy lately; we’ve clearing crap from our lives. And no, that wasn’t a metaphor. Thanks to our pre-historic septic system our activity revolves around postponed plug-pulling and timely toilet flushes from now until a future when I also have a functioning shower and am fluent […]
It’s no secret that this blog has remained positively dormant for the past few months. I’d absolutely love to tell you that this hiatus has been due to some undefeatable and futile circumstance however, it would be like telling my doting maths teacher that my homework was eaten by my (long since gone) dog. It […]
As House Leader/Overton Bitch/Heir to the Overton Throne, I was asked to participate in an assembly. Frankly, I hadn’t done much yet in my role so I decided to go ahead with it. The teacher had allocated us each an area to talk about and she would lead the assembly with a powerpoint glaring behind […]
This is a notice to all of my followers, I am not the thief as the title implies, just a slight boo-boo on my part. This post is to clarify that I did not intend to offend or drive King Arthur round the bend, that in actual fact you’re just not so lucky with spaghettios. […]
So, today I stood under a gazebo serving Tea, Coffee and hot chocolate in bumble bee attire for fun-run spectators. Everything was quite strange, like the changeable weather and the fact that I was stood in a field in Birkenhead dressed as a summer insect on the 2nd November. Along with the very words “fun” […]
So, for the sake of Ermantrude’s sanity I am currently in an internet cafe in a dreary, rainy “Tabooland”. And in the residence in the land of Taboo, there is an invisible gaping hole that is the lack of WiFi and television. Additionally, mostly the radio is hit and miss plus, it’s almost always in […]
As the nights draw in and Halloween season creeps in behind us my favourite passtime becomes more acceptable. Watching movies! As a sleepover host yesterday, we baked wonderful whoopie pies and our table manners were tried and tested by the fabulous spaghetti bolognese. Later we even delved into the apocalypse style of things, playing scrabble […]
So, yesterday I was enraptured into a youtube yoyo. Several hours and vlog brother videos later; I saw something so cute I nearly melted into a thousand kittens, love stories and Disney films. Vlog brothers did an advice video once upon a time in which real nerdfighters pose questions to the wonderful John Green. One […]
Today was pretty eventful. I awoke having had a good night’s sleep therefore I should have known something was wrong. I unlocked my phone I tried to unlock my phone but the screen was black. Words to the tune of “crap” and other profanities escaped my lips as I saw 09:30 on my clock (FYI registration […]
I know this has been long anticipated, so long in fact, I’m afraid I may have set myself up for failure. I apologise, your highness. This baking film buff spends her days suffering from Turophobia, triumphantly Articulate!-ing and embroidering her walls with infinite posters. Considering your disliking of the Grace Kieran Spesh, it’s suprising you have a […]
productive procrastinating 