Mostly stuff taken from English classes but sometimes, just sometimes I have a creative flare.
As House Leader/Overton Bitch/Heir to the Overton Throne, I was asked to participate in an assembly. Frankly, I hadn’t done much yet in my role so I decided to go ahead with it. The teacher had allocated us each an area to talk about and she would lead the assembly with a powerpoint glaring behind […]
“Hey Grace! You totally forgot that it was bonfire night last night, didn’t you?” No… I just… ahem, thought that the spaghettio scoundrel was a more pressing matter! And indeed it was! Ok, so I acknowledge the fact that I may have forgotten until I heard the powers that be beat-boxing into the echoing sky […]
¡Hola amigos! Not quite as adventurous as the bbc three rendition but I reckon Sun, Salads and Suspicious pupils could make it on a channel like Dave. Anyway, let’s start with “Sun”. The weather here is gorgeous -and I don’t even like the sun that much- but after a tiring day there’s nothing better than […]
Stuck in a metal capsule with one hundred other excitable, slightly intoxicated human beings. Whether it’s the hen party in front or the foreign party beside, there’s bound to be some outstanding features in the characters around you. First of all:the hens. Shrieking about their “posh” vacation venue, the group of (in this case middle […]
It’s no secret that I’m disorganised, oblivious and quite frankly ignorant to the things that go on around me. However, I can’t let those elements of my character shine through on important days like these. Considering this, I got a good night’s sleep and I was prepared the next morning with all my stationery and […]
So, when walking from school to home today I had this really awkward thing happen that always seems to happen to when I’m walking any where alongside a road. I’m minding my own business, pondering what snack I might have when I get home. Then the traffic to my right begins to build up, understandably […]
So, I went for an ice cream yesterday. It had been a while what with all the grim weather we get around these parts but ever since my birthday it had perked up a bit and the sun shone like it might on a winters day in Spain. Anyway, we walked along the marsh and […]
Your minding your own business when an art folder becomes a fence at your knees and you become the horse. The annoyed crack their verbal whip “If you don’t get a move on I swear to-” before they can finish the idiots charge like in a riot into everyone’s rear end. The multitude of sweaty […]
This is some rushed school work, sorry it’s not very entertaining I’ve been busy with making up for procrastinating so much 😀 Faces glow with warmth and the aroma of more pizza monopolises my nose. The hysteria of hosting isn’t burdening me; I can laugh without worrying someone doesn’t understand the jokes or doesn’t like […]
productive procrastinating 