Sorry for the lack of updates, the family have been busy lately; we’ve clearing crap from our lives. And no, that wasn’t a metaphor. Thanks to our pre-historic septic system our activity revolves around postponed plug-pulling and timely toilet flushes from now until a future when I also have a functioning shower and am fluent […]
It’s no secret that this blog has remained positively dormant for the past few months. I’d absolutely love to tell you that this hiatus has been due to some undefeatable and futile circumstance however, it would be like telling my doting maths teacher that my homework was eaten by my (long since gone) dog. It […]
Alors, à demain je dois faire des examens français! Ma mere m’a dit de regarder cette vidéo avant le test. Amusez-vous!
As House Leader/Overton Bitch/Heir to the Overton Throne, I was asked to participate in an assembly. Frankly, I hadn’t done much yet in my role so I decided to go ahead with it. The teacher had allocated us each an area to talk about and she would lead the assembly with a powerpoint glaring behind […]
So, I’m English and we don’t really celebrate thanksgiving but I thought it would be fitting today to thank everyone who reads my blog. And I mean everyone. All those who read it religiously because you’re a kind friend, a nice cousin or a good sister. Thank you. All those who read it once. Twice. Three […]
Pressure. Whether to fit in or to have our 50-year-plan by thirteen years old, there is an awful lot of the stuff drowning in our hormones. The fear of being a failure is constant; we are encouraged to map our life out ahead of us whilst tentatively teetering around the downward spiral that is the […]
Let us start from the very beginning. It was a sunny day on 3rd June 1998 at 13:59, I was in character, late as always and C’est La Vie was number one. Okay, Grace nobody cares, let’s fast forward. Then came the millennium, moved house, I might of broken my nose, high school, French exchange, Brace, French Exchange, […]
“Hey Grace! You totally forgot that it was bonfire night last night, didn’t you?” No… I just… ahem, thought that the spaghettio scoundrel was a more pressing matter! And indeed it was! Ok, so I acknowledge the fact that I may have forgotten until I heard the powers that be beat-boxing into the echoing sky […]
This is a notice to all of my followers, I am not the thief as the title implies, just a slight boo-boo on my part. This post is to clarify that I did not intend to offend or drive King Arthur round the bend, that in actual fact you’re just not so lucky with spaghettios. […]
So, today I stood under a gazebo serving Tea, Coffee and hot chocolate in bumble bee attire for fun-run spectators. Everything was quite strange, like the changeable weather and the fact that I was stood in a field in Birkenhead dressed as a summer insect on the 2nd November. Along with the very words “fun” […]
productive procrastinating 