Welcome to a buzzfeed-esque post.
I know the posts recently have been a little short-lived so I thought y’all deserved I little love in the form of an incredibly thought-through, deep post. Here Goes.
They look relatively harmless.
Sometimes, people get a bit too extravagant and end up with a pretentious number of rectangles…
You see, it’s the getting from A to B thing with which we have issues.
Even though they can be fun, granted.
Just sometimes, they get all up in your grills
Or perhaps not…
So you push the life outta a different door to prove your point
That’ll show ’em
BUT THEN THEY TAKE THEIR REVENGE…
Numerous tactics they take. Example number 1. The Rugby Tackle
Example number 2. The False Hope
Example number 3. The Disguise
But sometimes it’s the smaller things…
And this kind of thing is tres risky
As is this.
They creep us out at night
And so you’re all like
Finally, you take the plunge
Only to discover…
MORE DOORS?!?!
productive procrastinating 