Ditsy

You know that moment when everyone thinks you’re stupid because you didn’t know some trivial fact? Well to save you from that I thought I’d list a few things that you’re just “supposed to know” from birth:

“Pop” music is actually short for popular music, so in reality could be classed as anything.
Flo-Rida the rapper’s name is just Florida, the state, pronounced differently. “Will I am” is a play on the name “William” and The Rolling Stones taken literally means Rock and Roll
The “Space Raiders” crisps are meant to resemble the alien’s faces
Apt is a short version of appropriate
Flu and influenza are the same thing
WC stands for Water closet
In the UK, number plates on cars are yellow on the front and white on the back
“codger” is a merging of coffin dodger